Why Red Bulls cost so goddamn much? I'm pretty sure they don't contain high fructose corn syrup, but I can't imagine that they're healthy for you, and they certainly don't *taste* good.
Assuming you *would* buy an energy drink (no offense), why would you pick Red Bull instead of one of the many other, cheaper brands?
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Someone has to hold the bull down, and someone else has to collect its piss.
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It's to pay for all the people who's hearts exploded :3