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Guys, I just caught a sneak peek at Verb's new novel!
Here is what I saw.
[quote]Little -blam!-tard johnny was walking down the -blam!-ing street when a distant gay car screeched to a halt. Dipshit Johnny nervously turned around and saw the gay -blam!-ing douche car staring right at him, headlights -blam!-ing on. Johnny's gut sank like a -blam!-'s gut sinks when he hears a Republican's view on gay marriage, which is -blam!-ing gay. Johnny saw the car spring into action, driving like Camm which is a bitch. He dashed straight towards the oncoming car with an odd sense of courage flowing through his douche veins. The car and Johnny.........[/quote]
Well, that's all I have for today. Hopefully I will see more!
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Oh come on. Next to those fake-Harlow threads and that jaythenerdkid furry porn, this is just pure suck.