1. Don't Talk, unless he wants you to. 2. Bad cooking will drive your man to seedy saloons 3. Be the steak, not the cheap pork 4. Don't be a sexual vampire or a frigid franny 5. Pink panties are a must 6 Let him have a little fun now and then 7. Your husband is the boss of you Read the article for context. If you take any of this seriously, you need help.