1. Don't Talk, unless he wants you to.
2. Bad cooking will drive your man to seedy saloons
3. Be the steak, not the cheap pork
4. Don't be a sexual vampire or a frigid franny
5. Pink panties are a must
6 Let him have a little fun now and then
7. Your husband is the boss of you
Read the article for context. If you take any of this seriously, you need help.
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[Quote]If you take any of this seriously, you need help.[/quote] So this isn't serious? Ah, damn, I've been doing something wrong.