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8/8/2013 7:06:24 AM
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Final End-All Proof that Evolution is Fake
Thats right ladies and gentlemen the final nail in the coffin of those damn evolutionists obviously false theory. How was evolution disproved exactly? Simple. When peanut butter is exposed to light, life is not created. The entire food industry is dependent on evolution being false.
/endofsarcasm
In all reality, this is fuking ridiculous. How can people honestly believe this kind of shit and be so goddamn uninformed?
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I wish people would bump decent threads...
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1 ReplyShit.... now I want some Peanut Butter.
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1 ReplyHahahahaha, oh God. Where's Crimson? That guy's an engineer! Ha. I don't think ANYONE (not even the religious people in the thread) need someone to explain why this is another ridiculous theory from the minds of theists designed to defend their dwindling beliefs. They have been "searching" for life for "virtually 100 years"... good going guys, that really amounts to the 4.5 billion Earth has existed for. I mean shit, after 100 years why the hell haven't we discovered multicellular organisms yet?! Why hasn't a freaking human climbed out of my jar of jam?! I don't even know why this annoys me so much, it just does. The worst thing is, after billions of years of natural selections and evolution we still have people like him.
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but really, the proof was in our sandwiches all this time
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1 ReplyDiscussion over creationism wins -blam!- off.
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Excuse me while I am rushed to the E.R. for bursting my lungs from laughing so hard
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1 ReplyPeanut butter = answer the the meaning of life.
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I...what...but...what?
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1 Reply[quote]Life apart from God's direct intervention, is a fairy tale.[/quote] Stopped watching there.
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1 Reply[quote]Life apart from God's direct intervention, is a fairy tale.[/quote] I peed a little bit.
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Checkmate, atheists.
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They aren't even debating evolution, they're debating the origin of life. What fucking dumbasses.
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Edited by WarriorOfTruth: 8/8/2013 8:30:50 PM[u]Consider This[/u] Theistic evolution is the view that religious teachings about God are compatible with modern scientific understanding about biological evolution. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theistic_evolution#Acceptance[/url] They could at least accept this.
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HA. This is WRONG and they know it. What the makers of this video don't want you to know is that God got really drunk one night and tried to put his holy seed into a jar of peanut butter. The resulting child born to to the virgin peanut butter was so grotesque that HE in his great POWER ate the miracle peanut butter and then forbid peanut butter from ever creating life AGAIN. These creationists are just jelous that God thought peanut butter was more attractive than that ugly Mary bitch.
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I found a rat inside a bottle of cola once. What's this guy talking about?
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I found a three eyed talking beetle in my strawberry jam. Suck it, bitch.
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Edited by Oh GodLike One: 8/8/2013 12:26:28 PMDamm, I always feel cheated. Honestly I want to like 2013 years ago when that Jesus dude managed to fool everyone with his stories ... I mean how gullible were the people back then? Image how easy it would have been to get laid. [i]Here, suck on my sacred pleasure stick - it juice will cure you of all ills, because my name is Jesus.[/i] Life would have been great.
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1 ReplyWell shit. I have absolutely nothing on that. The whole banana fitting the hand thing made me reconsider atheism, but this.. I'll be the first one to church on sunday.
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These people are an embarrassment to humanity.
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Two minutes! Aint nobody got time fo dat!
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Seems like they're confusing spontaneous generation and evolution.
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5 RepliesThe only solace I receive from videos like this are that those people are old, and assuming they're hopefully anti-vaccine and such won't extend their lives for very much longer. Dear god I hope they didn't breed.
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1 ReplyIf God was real and wanted us to reproduce, why doesn't he help me get laid?
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3 RepliesScience. Mathematically and Empirically supported work in progress. But lets just look at creationism for a second. New animals just pop out of nowhere at points in the foissil record? but, but, God made all the animals at once right? RIGHT? KASHFLKJHALKSHF silly theists.
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That doesn't mean evolution isn't true that just means peanut butter doesn't magically change when you put into sunlight. I don't mean to diss god but why would we have things like appendixes, or male nipples? Their useless and in fact hurt us in some cases. Why would an all powerful god give us them? I'm just saying men having nipples makes a lot more sense from an evolutionary standpoint.
