Peach has left the castle and the Toads in my hands while she is captured by Bowser... Again (I think she likes what Bowser does to her). The castle is my responsibility.
LET'S PARTY!!
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*Loud noises are heard outside and you see a flying pirate ship on fire barreling toward the castle, it smashes into the side and a human figure flies out of it, rolls onto the ground and pats himself down to put out the small flames on him, he's wearing metal plating covered with a kevlar vest and a lot of bags and pouches either filled with snacks, ammo or random assorted objects, he looks up at you with a five o' clock shadow smirk and large circular yellow tinted sunglasses* Oh hey, what's up :D *Takes swig of space whisky*