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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
8/3/2013 9:08:11 PM
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What's The Most Sexual Thing Someone Has Said To You?
So, for the average off topic person (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) I'm curious. What has been the most sexual thing another person has said to you?
Let's be honest gais.
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1 ReplyCan I lick you? Then she licked my cheek and her chewing gum got stuck on my cheek and then I ate it and then I got herpes and then died during a game of giant jenga and my coffin was a giant tongue and the pillow was a piece of giant chewing gum and now I haunt people's tongues :P(._.)
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ill take you home tonight. idk if she was joking but since im a minor nothing happened.
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"You, inside me, NOW" that was a fun evening :)
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4 RepliesEdited by Capiton Render: 1/17/2014 7:39:46 PMdamnit
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"Have you ever played Boarding Action?"
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Picture sent I am going to -blam!- you until your balls are dry
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Not sure, but I think a girl looked at me once.
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I'd be banned if I repeated it here.
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No idea
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Edited by TrussingDoor: 8/3/2013 11:18:02 PM"I'll go down if you do too."- Me "How about we go down at the same time?"- Ex girlfriend. At that is how Door got 69'd for the first time. But I have a lot of examples of sexual things I've heard.
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i was walking with my friends at camp, this was after all the little kids went to bed. it was my bud and two other girls, we were all friends and at some point he made a comment about me being black which means i hve a big dick. O,O 30 seconds of the most painful awkwardness ever. then he acted like it was a compliment and i should be proud. >,> hes a great guy but hes a loose cannon some times -_-
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1 ReplyDefine "sexual"
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[quote]So I heard you liked golden showers...[/quote]
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Pretty much anything during sex.
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'Heard you like meat... Burnt meat...'
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1 Reply"You want to -blam!- in the wave pool?" Why yes. I would love to -blam!- in the wave pool. I dunno something about the wave pool and screwing in it really set me off. Maybe I'm weird.....
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1 Reply'can i borrow your pencil sharpener please'
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2 Replies"youre snake ready to get in his hole" This was asked in it dutch ps the snake entered the hole
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2 Replies"If you don't get off with me you'll regret it" I didn't get off with her
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"The next time I see you I want to see your dick" ... Okay
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2 RepliesA guy buy the name of Carlos Danger keeps texting me inappropriate things...
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"Pull out a sec, I want to switch to doggy style."
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Edited by Slap My Nuts: 8/4/2013 9:39:07 AMSo many I can't remember them all. But right off the top of my head once a girl told me that we should have sadomasochistic sex.
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"I'm going to polish my dick in this dick polisher in a submarine until it turns chrome." -Best friend in elementary school, circa grade 5.
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I wanna shit on your face...
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1 ReplyMy ex saying that she wants it in the ass. True story bro.
