originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
So, for the average off topic person (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) I'm curious. What has been the most sexual thing another person has said to you?
Let's be honest gais.
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We'll bang, okay?
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I'm your booty call
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You uuuhhh.... U want sum fuk?
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"You're not as ugly as I thought you'd be."
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It was outside a bar with a girl I'd met in the queue and what she said in my ear was enough to make the middle-aged black guy standing next to us exclaim "-blam!-ing hell" and give me a nod of approval.
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Alot of shit has been said to me in my lifetime.
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I was walking past these two guys as they got out of there car. Stared with blank faces at me as I walked past them and thrn said "YOU LOOK HOT!" but in a sexy british/indian voice.
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"I want to ram you like a rhino while cumming inside you." I hope I get more like these I love it when men send me this stuff.
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Nuthing :(
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Lets -blam!-
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Can't remember to be honest. It's been too long.. ;-;
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I'm a freak! I'm gonna shit all over these walls!
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'I want you inside of my anus' no thanks I'm good right over here
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"Hey. Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry!" I was then thrown onto the bed by a friend, holding me down while I screamed for help to another friend, who started to film while laughing his ass off... .-.
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My stepsister just sent me a text saying she wants me to make her "feel special". Does that count?
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Omelette du fromage
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My ex used to say sexual things to me all the time. She even wrote me a sexual contract to abide by...
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"I want you to stick it inside the cabinet"
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I want to wank your arsehole, tickle your balls, and finger your dick....
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"Hello" [spoiler].-.[/spoiler]
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A muslim woman said she wanted to sodomize me with a cactus.
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The Flood is not dead! OT: No girl has ever said anything remotely sexual to me.