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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
8/3/2013 9:08:11 PM
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What's The Most Sexual Thing Someone Has Said To You?
So, for the average off topic person (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) I'm curious. What has been the most sexual thing another person has said to you?
Let's be honest gais.
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Damn we dont have a condom
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"Suck my ass"
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Half the shit y'all said to me in my "Seduce me" thread. Nothing hotter than an offering of food.
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3 Replies"Let me pay your rent this month" Omg instant moisture
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9 Replies"Are you into pegging?"
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1 Reply"Hi" She wanted my dick so bad.
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6 Replies"You have a nice butt, and my sister wants to touch it" I wasjust like. (•-• )
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I like cheerios
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You forgot to wipe
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I'll blow your whistle.
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U wan sum fuc?
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2 Repliesdood ive had a lot of sexy, kinky shit said to me because bitches these days are THIRSTY
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Edited by Kenicks: 12/4/2014 12:21:59 AMI like [i]Bananas[/i] I left.
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3 Replies
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Cash or credit
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"I'd love to court you m'lady" *tips fedora* #2moist4u
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"Let's share a room and have sex on the trip" "Let's get married" Neither of those things is going to happen any time soon
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Get in the van I'm gonna -blam!- you
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That would involve a lot of dancing around the profanity filter.
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2 Replies
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My avatar is a girl, but I'm a dude. I received this message, "If you were an animal, you'd be a bear. So you could bear my babies."
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Someone asked me if i wanted a wolverine surprise. If anyone ever asks, you say NO
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Edited by Mr Mulberry: 10/27/2014 11:05:54 AMI'm not sure. Some of the many back and forths between me and my girlfriend.
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Me- my favorite thing about you is your eyes, baby. Like lightning. C: Her- I like the sound it makes when your hips slap my ass. Then we accidentally got pregnant. [spoiler]and had a miscarriage[/spoiler]
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I had a 52 year old ask me if I knew how to pleasure a woman with my tongue. After a short discussion she offered me some advice. She told me, " Women with good taste taste good. And I have excellent taste!" Needless to say she go nothing off me. I have also had a chick tell me if she ever got me alone she would -blam!- me. I use to have a married woman at my old gym tell me how she wanted to drag me into the showers there and have her way with me. A friend picked me up to take me to a house warning party and in the passenger seat was one of his female friends I hadn't met before. When my friend stopped to get petrol for his car this girl turned around and asked me for my mobile number. I gave it to her and for the entire trip to our mutual friend's house warning party she kept telling me how one way or another she was going to have my dick at this party. I have lots of sexual stories. I was a man whore basically.
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4 RepliesI work at the zoo and I was giving a tour and a couple of older ladies in the back asked how many cougars we had. I replied with "We have 2 cougars, 1 male and 1 female." 1 of the ladies then said, "Well you have 2 more back here."
