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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
8/3/2013 9:08:11 PM
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What's The Most Sexual Thing Someone Has Said To You?
So, for the average off topic person (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) I'm curious. What has been the most sexual thing another person has said to you?
Let's be honest gais.
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Just go inside me
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[i]"I sell propane and propane accessories."[/i]
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Hey baby baby you ever been F'd by a fat man in an over coat?
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that I have a big dick
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Edited by OspreyDrone: 2/12/2015 10:20:53 PMShe told me "f*ck you" and I was like "what time" I guess the random bish wanted some [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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2 Replies"You have really nice eyebrows."
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"I wanna try swallowing"
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Sup *yes a girl said it* [spoiler]she was totally into me[/spoiler]
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Fist me, fist me in my asshole!!!! ^_^ I win
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"She was undressing you with her eyes" My father said this...after catching a blonde chick checking me out(I never saw this blonde chick though, I think he was bullsh*ting me.)
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Here or irl? Here nothing. irl alot. the most memorable a black girl at the mall said i had vary sexy white ass randomly while she walked by lol
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1 Reply[quote] (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead)[/quote] [i]the flood doesn't die, we just go missing in action[/i]
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That's a first
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1 Reply[quote][i]You better not pout, You better not cry You better not shout cause' I'm going in dry[/i][/quote] Ayy lmao
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2 Replies"Hello."
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1 ReplyMy gf said to me the other day while we were talking that she'd never spank me. But she would whip me. I think we were talking about discipline and how I used to be a trouble maker.
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Ok my 14 year old friend says the most perverted things (honestly I think he's gay) but one time he did this joke "What's better, sex or CDs" "Me: CDs" "CDs NUTS" Afterward I punched him in the balls so he can't make babies Another time, I was talking to him while getting stuff from my locker, I said "Maybe you should be less perverted Andrew" "Andy: Maybe you should suck my dick" Afterward I said put your hands in the air and he did, so, I punched him in the stomach
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2 Replies"Im wet... oh! not because of you, i spilled a drink on myself earlier, GOD im not THAT easy." [spoiler]*wink wink* lets see who gets it.[/spoiler]
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Let's be friends [spoiler]*cries*[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesLet's fcuk. [spoiler]they spelled it like that, too.[/spoiler]
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[i]Pikaa Pika, Pikachu pik-chu. Pika pikachuuu pikachu![/i]
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1 ReplyNot said to me, but said about me: [i]"I keep imagining sucking his dick, and I like it."[/i]
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1 ReplyEdited by Lagneeew: 2/12/2015 3:01:03 PMI was playing an MMO AS A GUY. I had this item on that gave me total DBZ long hair. A guy PM'd me. "Hey, wanna be my girlfrien? I missed out the D, 'cause you'll get that later if you're lucky ;)" So awkward when I explained I was a guy, just with long hair.
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5 Replies"I really want it. [I]NOW![/I]" my face was seriously - WTF?!
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2 Replies"Your shaft is really wet" [spoiler]I was paddling a boat[/spoiler]
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Damn we dont have a condom
