What is this shit? I demand every link I could possibly need ever to be right at my fingertips with annoying graphics that pop out from everywhere and don't stretch or shrink to fix your screen's resolution. The old navbar from the New Hawtness (launched in 2004, for those who don't get the joke) was objectively better, because I've been here longer than you have and I'm jaded as -blam!-. And the ridiculously tiny [url=http://halo.bungie.net/images/News/InlineImages/Bungieintrotopstoryimages/Halo2Pagesnap.gif]links to features and that tiny as hell private message icon[/url] made it even more superior, being able to sort out the weak newbies who need pretty site navigation from the men who can handle a site that doesn't baby you all of the time.
This site is falling apart. Bungie doesn't care. '04 or bust. Et cetra. Let's all go home.
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Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down.