[url=http://www.dumblaws.com/]Dumb Laws[/url]
Michigan: "A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission."
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2No Sagging or you get a ticket 1 To many tattoos Stupid ass laws
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Edited by Infiltrat0rN7: 7/29/2013 7:48:46 PMVirginia [quote]It is illegal to tickle women[/quote] [quote]You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.[/quote] [quote]Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.[/quote] [quote]If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.[/quote] [quote]You may not have oral or anal sex.[/quote] Basically: Livin' in a Christian state Norfolk [quote]Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.[/quote] VA Beach (Pic related the infamous sign of VA beach) [quote]It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk. [/quote]
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If someone knocks on your door to use the toilet you have to let them.
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Edited by Aryan Barbarian : 7/29/2013 7:04:14 PMThe penalty for jumping off buildings in New York is death.
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In Alabama you cannot dress as a priest nun or any church figure falsely
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Apparently you cant cross the border into Wisconsin with a duck on your head. Also its illegal too sleep naked in Minnesota....
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Not where I live but in a city in Ohio you can not walk backwards while eating a donut on a city street
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Australian You have to be legally trained in a gun and have over 50 hours shooting a normal gun to use a bb gun or paint ball. Also you can hire jets skis for an hour but you have to spend a day getting your license. You can not -blam!- more then one women with in 48 ours if another.
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In VA, It's illegal to tickle women. It's illegal to have sex with the lights on and in any position other than missionary.
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Not allowed to kill people for saying stupid things.
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Edited by Cobravert: 7/29/2013 9:02:52 PMCertain speed limits.... Indiana [quote]It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.[/quote] That's broke all the time. [quote]You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table.[/quote] That's broken all the time too. [quote]It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.[/quote] I break this one nearly everyday. [quote]Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.[/quote] Broke that one... [quote]A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory -blam!- if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.[/quote] Oh, that was close. She was 18. [quote]Oral sex is illegal.[/quote] I'm going to jail... [quote]It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.[/quote] Broke this one too. [quote]It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.[/quote] OMG cuff me already. But it WAS HER FAULT I SWEAR!!!!!
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While drunk you cannot have car keys on your person.
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VA: It is illegal to tickle women.
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Arkansas: Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs It is prohibited to pronounce "Arkansas" incorrectly Oral sex is considered to be sodomy
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Edited by Brociopath: 7/29/2013 7:41:25 PMVirginia: [quote]Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.[/quote] [quote]You may not have oral or anal sex.[/quote] [quote]It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.[/quote] D:
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You need to be a registered locksmith to own a lock pick set in VA. Held down by the man, man.
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Oregon: It is illegal to leave car doors open for longer than necessary [quote]§ 811.490¹ Improper opening or leaving open of vehicle door • penalty (1) A person commits the offense of improper opening or leaving open a vehicle door if the person does any of the following: (a) Opens any door of a vehicle unless and until it is reasonably safe to do so and it can be done without interference with the movement of traffic, or with pedestrians and bicycles on sidewalks or shoulders. (b) Leaves a door open on the side of a vehicle available to traffic, or to pedestrians or bicycles on sidewalks or shoulders for a period of time longer than necessary to load or unload passengers. (2) The offense described in this section, improper opening or leaving open a vehicle door, is a Class D traffic violation. [1983 c.338 §655; 1985 c.16 §320] [/quote]
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[url=http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/california]California[/url]. There's no way those are actual laws...
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I would say cannabis being illegal a year ago, but.... WASHINGTON BABY! Legal cannabis! In your jealous freaking faces!
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marijuana is illegal