Peach has left the castle and the Toads in my hands while she is captured by Bowser... Again (I think she likes what Bowser does to her). The castle is my responsibility.
LET'S PARTY!!
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Necro?
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Mario just needs to face the truth. Peach likes the giant reptile dick.
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[i] [/i]
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Why doesn't he just kill her already?!?!!
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*faps*
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Nah, i'm going to the wedding.
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I'll hang out upstairs at the balcony. I'd rather not be anywhere near these other nut jobs.
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*Comes out of the woodwork bursting in flames* OH MY GOD I'M ON FIRE!!!! *Jumps into the moat around the castle*
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Mario, go back to pauline, she isn't kidnapped like every 2 minutes. Mabye he has, he could be doing it out of kindness. .0.
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Time to start locking doors peach.
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What a twist!!
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Orly?
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I saw Mario jump into this picture of a Bob-omb! Who wants to come?
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*flies by* Te fuk is goi- *lands on a tree and stares at strangeness happening V below V him*
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landmines in position when mario comes he blows up then we bring over bowser and peach and him make love with this song playing.
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Are any of you guys into Psycho or Jet? Maybe even Buffout, Med-X, or Mentats? Hit me up if you are.
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Maybe Mario is an overbearing control freak, and peach keeps trying to escape. But then Mario has a strop, chases her down, "saves" her , then takes her home and beats the crap outta her
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did someone say... party?
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*walks into the castle holding a lead. The lead is attached to yoshi, and a ball gag is in his mouth. The princess isn't the only one who's been captured.
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-burns front yard-
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*Loud noises are heard outside and you see a flying pirate ship on fire barreling toward the castle, it smashes into the side and a human figure flies out of it, rolls onto the ground and pats himself down to put out the small flames on him, he's wearing metal plating covered with a kevlar vest and a lot of bags and pouches either filled with snacks, ammo or random assorted objects, he looks up at you with a five o' clock shadow smirk and large circular yellow tinted sunglasses* Oh hey, what's up :D *Takes swig of space whisky*
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I love Mario Kart 64.
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Edited by MajorTugh: 8/3/2013 10:18:01 PMI knew I should have bought Zelda Ocarina of Time. I say as I enter the castle and see this nonsense. I'm going to go chill with lugi and yoshi if you need me.
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*walks in with his bluntman costume on and his blunt bong saber in hand as he gets high with his buddy, Jay, who is wearing his Chronic costume*
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>.> <.< Role playing?