Halo 4 Spertan Oopps in a nutshell
Dalton where's that air support for our suicidal crimson squad?
I be workin' on dat!
Dalton! Why did we decide to send only one squad out to assassinate covenant leaders and not expect their reinforcements to come? And why didn't you bring them air support?
Coz I be dropping dem some pile 'o pankaes, breakfast, and tea!
DALTON Where's that air support
I BE WORKIN' ON DAT OKAY
Covenant reinforcements! Watch out!
+2000000000000000 covenant wraiths
+2385979829928736893487968234896832486783487623948762 fuel rods
+2093590329059204690468948968924868298682986989438989^5923095983258982935892983589238958925892835 banshees
+32892389589235892389589238592835892 jackals
3259469348634635745823635788^23983548589325238958923988935 deaths later
DALTON WHERE'S THAT AIR SUPPORT!
[u][i][b]I SAID I BE WORKIN' ON DAT STUFF ALREADY NOW SHTOP BOTHERIN' ME[/b][/i][/u]
HERE CRIMSON HAVE SOME AMMO
HEY CRIMSON.
HEY CRIMSON!
YOU HAVE A NEW MISSION SINCE WE HAVE NO AIR SUPPORT
WE DROPPED YOU SOME MORE AMMO SO YOU CAN ASSASSINATE SOMEONE ELSE
MAYBE BY THE TIME YOU ASSASSINATE SOMEONE ELSE WE'LL HAVE AIR SUPPORT
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 mad dashes for ammo later = [url=http://movieclips.com/gG9VU-a-bridge-too-far-movie-a-mad-dash-for-supplies/48.81/131.79]Fail[/url]
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Crimson Eggheads Buttons
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Only good thing about Spartan Ops was Roland
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Opening cutscene Everyone: "Look how amazing everything looks!" Halsey: "Hello" FemShep: "OMG TRAITOR" *Fireteam Majestic incompetence* FemShep: "Let's have Crimson clean up a mess they didn't make! Again!" --Later-- Mission FemShep: "Good morning, Crimson! Today's mission is gopressalotofbuttonsandkillstuff. Go show those eggheads who's boss!"
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Edited by Smarkdow: 7/29/2013 12:12:10 AMCRIMSON! Do everything!
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1. Why is everybody misspelling their titles? 2. Do I really need to make another paraody thread regarding over simplification?
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If it was just weekly Firefight missions with no bs storyline tacked on the side I think most of us would be fine with it. It's just really tiring trying to imagine a situation where 4 Spartan-IVs face off against literally hundreds of enemies and despite dying dozens of times each they survive. And that's....... canon? Wut.
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Laskey acts dull. Palmer shouts at scientists and threatens a 60 something lady who saved humanity with a gun to the head. Thorne acts dull. Rest of Majestic acts like children. Gek and the elites act like power ranger henchmen. Mdama and Halsey facepalm themselves in frustration at everyone else.
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I didn't realize it was November 2012...
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The steroids got to their heads.
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Didn't anyone enjoy the linked video?
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Crimson Press this button Press that button Eggheads Crimson Covenant reinforcements Eggheads Press this button Crimson EGGHEADS! EGGHEADS!! EGGHEADS!!!
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11/10 Truth.
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9/10 truth.
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i actualy like the episode cutscene thing there doing
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It was basically a terrible version of firefight.
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Edited by Mereel N7: 7/28/2013 11:01:07 PMMore like: Hate the smart guys, press buttons, listen to CIC yell at each other, drop supplies, and Drop vehicles instead of extracting your team. Still had fun though.
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This actually made me laugh out loud
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Button stimulater 2012, Now with more bad guys dropped on your head.
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The only good thing about SOps was the CGI.
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More like: EGGHEADS BUTTON PRESS EGGHEADS BUTTON PRESS