Last night some friends and i went to toss an artillery shell (firework) into a friends yard, i lit the fuse threw it out the sunroof, it got caught rolled back in and exploded in my seat. Besides the burns and blood the damage to my body wasn't too bad, my friends car's ABS system was blown to pieces apparently (how necessary is ABS?), but the main thing im worried about is today when i woke up my equilibrium is completely jacked, also i can't hear anything out of my left ear. Any thoughts to why its messed up?
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Remember OP you play Russian roulette with a bullet in each chamber.
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Edited by Lemonite: 1/29/2014 12:47:08 AMHis ABS is broken ?? Funny, since it does not operate inside the car, but does under the hood, it stands for "Auto Braking System", it requires you to clutch and brake, at the same time to activate it. Which both pedals are both metal usually. (The brakes auto clamp and release, clamp and release.... For as long as it's activated so you don't slide in ice and slippery places.) So my friend that is Impossibru!!
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Back in my day, we play grenade roulette
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You have violated the 'Pics Or It Didn't Happen' clause of the Code of Conduct.
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Dafuq, blowing up a firework in someone's yard, is that your idea of a joke? If so you deserve it. I've had many 'friends' in the past who would take things too far all the time and they are no longer friends.
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related
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Edited by Enigmatic Dog: 12/13/2013 9:47:52 PMHopefully you've gone deaf in that ear, and with any luck you got an infection. You deserve it, you -blam!-ing moron.
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[quote]Last night some friends and i went to toss an artillery shell (firework) into a friends yard, i lit the fuse threw it out the sunroof, it got caught rolled back in and exploded in my seat.[/quote] Oh dear... there's no words....
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pls stp bumpin
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Explosions, you say?
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I applaud the bravery of our dear OP, not for his death defying stunt and attempt to obliterate himself in a most explosive manner, but that instead he has the courage to consult us for medical advice. You sir, are the bravest of us all.
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When loud things go off in small spaces they have a tendency to destroy ear drums. Maybe next time leave the fireworks to the big kids.
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Big explosion and a small space? That may be your problem.
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Edited by Capn Morgan: 1/20/2014 1:08:09 AMYou know, reading the title I thought this was going to be a story in which I felt sympathetic, because of the countless firework experiences I have had (and the few bad eggs). But this my friend.... this...is simply stupid as hell. Funny though, hope your ears all good.
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[quote]Any thoughts to why its messed up?[/quote] Yes. You are retarded.
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I got my cock caught in my zipper today, but you don't see me making a thread over it.
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Could you have not thrown it out side the car... That's worse then me falling out of a tree after saying i was a really good tree climber. I broke my wrist (near the verge of tears) i run home holding my arm in pain and agony. Ugg that was really embarrassing
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How in the -blam!- does a firework damage an ABS system from inside the vehicle? OP is full of shit.
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sucks to be him
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Has Gorji's emblem Not Gorji Wat do?
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It sounds like everyone got what they deserved in the end.
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*Looks at fireworks* hmm i wonder why..(sarcasm)
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hm, well you had a shell blow up next to your face... that might be the problem...
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"Any thoughts to why its messed up?" Well, a firework went of in your lap.
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have fun breaking without ABS
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yes. your friends cars ABS got damaged after a firework exploded inside the car... ok m8