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7/27/2013 5:09:39 AM
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Two sentence horror stories.
The rules are obvious. Also, please don't use run-on or comma-splice sentences. It's basic grammar folks, come on!
I want to see what you got b.net!
Original credit for this idea goes to... [spoiler]http://io9.com/two-sentence-horror-stories-are-actually-pretty-chillin-923728355[/spoiler]
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I turned my computer on. Wifi was out.
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Some stuff happened. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
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One day Halo Reach and Modern Warfare 3 got all freaky on each other. Nine months later, Halo 4 was born.
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He woke up in the morning. She was still in his bed.
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1 Reply"For sale: baby shoes. Never worn."
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You get locked in a prison cell [spoiler]Your turn around to face your cell mate, Bubba, unzip his jeans[/spoiler]
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Edited by Siffera: 9/16/2013 11:34:21 PMI was finally able to take a shit after waiting hours in line. But by the time I had finished it was too late, for there was no toilet paper left.
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5 RepliesEdited by o_____________o: 7/30/2013 3:54:04 AMYou slowly wake up in the morning and snug your head against the pillow you were resting on. Only then you realize it was not a pillow, but a broad scaly chest, causing you to look up and see Vien grinning down at you, clicking his mandibles.
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Ring ring. But who was fone?
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You hear a knock on the door. You're the last person on earth.
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Two girls go into the water. Only one comes out.
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i do you one better, a single sentence horror story. the world has run out of bacon.
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car hook door. hand door hook scream.
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1 ReplyI open closet. Skeleton comes out.
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[i]I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”[/i] Completely not mine, [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1iwylh/what_is_the_best_horror_story_you_can_come_up/]this was stolen from Reddit.[/url]
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The innocent man sat down and turned on his computer. Howver, he was immediatle strapped down by an unseen offender and forced to watch Boku no Pico on an endless loop for the rest of his natural life... [i]and longer...[/i]
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1 ReplyYou wake up. A skeleton popped out.
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2 Replies"Robin is in the next Batman Movie. He's played by Justin Bieber."
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I'm a robot. I'm made of metal.
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Edited by Theme of Xion: 9/16/2013 10:22:35 PMI was ready for the hangout but when he said: Got Swag? [spoiler]I got shwag[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by BADMAGIK: 7/30/2013 4:11:33 AMYou were curious and wanted to try the waffle. Though there was a sort of pungent smell, you proceeded anyway and unwraped the covering only to discover the waffle to be blue.
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Edited by UltimateIzzy: 8/8/2013 9:49:20 AMYou wake up. You realize it is Monday.
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1 ReplyIm the last man on Earth. Who is that knocking at the door?
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3 Replies"I'm pregnant. You're the father."
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I was baby sitting my little cousin and we where watching Barney. THEN A SOUPER SP00KEE SKELITUN CAME OUT FROM UNDAH DA COUCH AND SCURRED MI.
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1 ReplyEdited by XSEAN : 8/8/2013 2:11:01 PMAs we fly threw the stars IT get us one bye one. In space, no one can hear you scream.
