Now all we need is for Dorner to appear on a piece of toast and I'll officially believe 4chan/pol is onto something.
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>Zimmerman and Based Omara eating lunch, discussing their battle strategy for their legendary duel with MSNBC >Suddenly, hear a crash outside >Look out the window, a pack of rioters have overturned a truck filled with helpless, handicapped orphans with Cancer. >"Let's do this" >Zimmerman pulls out his new AK-47, modified with an extended ammo clip filled with gold bullets that were anointed by the local minister. >Omara readies his martial arts skills, honed after his many encounters with Judge "Overruled" Goldebergenstein >The two battle their way through the chimps, desperately trying to save the handicapped orphans. >They finally reach the truck, but are too tired from battling the hoards to save the children. >All is lost. >"Need a hand" >Zimmerman and Omara look up and smile. >"We knew they couldn't corner the Dorner"
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What did Dorner do (outside killing the cops and making a last stand)?
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This entire ordeal is making the black community look terrible.
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Edited by HurtfulTurkey: 7/22/2013 10:39:22 PMThis changes nothing. If they were black I'm sure he would have pulled out an uzi and just mowed down the family. Typical racists.
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It's pretty funny, there's no evidence to even suggest that Zimmerman racially targeted Martin. In fact, their argument can be boiled down to, "Well, Zimmerman stopped Martin at night. So obviously he just thought Martin was up to something bad because of Martin's skin color."
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I wonder how many people in this thread just commented without clicking the link.
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zimmerman are a racist still this means nohting
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[quote]Now all we need is for Dorner to appear on a piece of toast and I'll officially believe 4chan/pol is onto something.[/quote]well that's nice, except this is all a coincidence of course and /pol/ has never ever been on to anything [spoiler]yes, I know you were joking[/spoiler]
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I think that all of the rage and protests and everything against zimmerman are extremely hypocritical. Aren't they displaying the exact kind of hate that they are protesting?
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw-pvCREZTY]YOU CAN'T SIMMER THE ZIMMER[/url]
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I already posted this, just so you know.
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I wonder what Trayvon would have done? Probably beat the man trapped in his veichle, steal his wallet and maybe his good tires off of his veichle?
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I hope this gets attention.
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No mention of race in this story? We must know the race of the people he pulled out of the car otherwise the media isn't doing their job!!!
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Good on him, I suppose. Doesn't do anything to change my mind about the verdict.
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Edited by Bobby Hill: 7/22/2013 5:58:17 PMSo if Zimmerman was wrongly jailed...
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Who/What is going to attempt to simmer the zimmer next ?
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You can't nig nog the zim dog
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the brown knight
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Edited by Billylolol: 7/22/2013 6:06:10 PMIf this doesn't shut people up, I don't know what will.
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You can't film Flam the Zim Zam. [spoiler]I'm going to hell.[/spoiler]
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Holy shit, this is gold.
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Edited by ChampRKO117: 7/22/2013 6:30:07 PMHe's truly the hero we deserve, but are not ready for.
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Can't simmer the Zimmer.
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Edited by Cam: 7/22/2013 6:15:19 PM"The crash site is less than a mile from where Zimmerman shot Martin." “George Zimmerman pulled me out,” firefighters were told by the unidentified driver, according to McAuliffe.
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That's nice. :)