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7/22/2013 1:03:59 AM
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I accidentally swallowed my gum
What's gonna happen to my insides? Is it going to stick to my organs?
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1 ReplyIt breaks down like any other food.
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I misread the title at the end there...
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Okay, first off, when was this? If it was only a few hours ago, you still have a chance. But you must be quick. First, check your medicine cabinet for a bottle marked "hydrogen peroxide." If you can't find it, grab a bottle at your local drug store. Next: drink about 5 swigs. This will help to separate the gum from the walls of your stomach. Now, find the nearest vacuum cleaner or leaf blower in your house. Once you find it, set it to "blow" and insert the tube into your rectum. Turn the vacuum/blower on. This operation is called the dancing swan maneuver, and it is made to completely void your digestive tract of all materials. This should force all stomach and intestinal contents out of your mouth. Do this continuously for approximately 2-3 minutes. The gum should be out.
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OP, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're going to die a slow and painful death.
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This.
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I'm so sorry OP. You're going to get herpes.
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A gum fairy will travel up your butt and remove it.
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RIP in peace OP.
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Let us know in seven years.
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Yes. Having fun pooping out your large intestine.
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1 ReplyYou will slowly mold into a jog blood the same color of the gum you swallowed
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Edited by Kafuu Chino: 7/22/2013 1:19:25 AMI'm sorry OP. You're gonna get super cancer.
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Nothing will happen. Ull be fine.
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Gum can't be digested and will go straight through from your mouth to the anus for shit preparation.
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9 RepliesKnow it stays in your stomach for around 6-8 years and absorbs (sugars) sweetener
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Nothing will happen. You will poop it out and go on with your life.
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My 3rd grade teacher once told me that it stays in your stomach for 11 years.
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If its chewing gum, you'll be ok. If its bubble gum, well..[spoiler]at least your shi/t will be vacuum sealed[/spoiler] ...don't eat any baked beans.
