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Edited by Blonic : 7/19/2013 8:07:21 PM
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Blou're Wasting Blour Blife If Blou Don't Fap.

"What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever experiencing the pleasures of masturbation" - Plato. Let's be honest, if blou don't get on the internet, find some sexy photos, and then start whacking it blou're doing it wrong. I can't fathom anymore the mindsets of people who don't fap, of people who are content without experiencing pleasure any time they want. I've been fapping for just over a year now and I can honestly say it's completely changed the way I view life. brb finding tentacle porn brb fapping like a mad man brb fapping inspired me to live in my parent's blasement brb foreveralone brb never getting a girlfriend [url=http://www.daveywaveyfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/skkinymuscles.jpg]Before.[/url] [url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zq4Wy_CiIxs/TcVn-2khPkI/AAAAAAAAAFo/np0pAMp1C_w/s1600/Neckbeard.jpg]After.[/url] Used to stay outside all day playing sports, hanging out with friends, and dating girls. Almost as soon as I started going ape shit on the internet fapping, the friends I used to have completely vanished. I realized the only thing that matters in life is masturbating.

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