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Edited by The Disputed Bin:
7/17/2013 8:38:26 PM
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People put too much faith in KFC
Before you make an idiotic remark saying I don't know what I'm talking about, I'll let you know that I'm an esteemed food engineer who is quite adept in all fields of food. Now I'll begin. I see a lot of pseudo food artists acting like recipes and ingredients are set in stone when any real connoisseur knows that there's always a chance that you'll overcook your chicken. Most chefs would even be glad too find that they've ruined a batch of glorious chicken since it allows them to get closer to the true perfection of the foodstuff. It's pretty clear most of you know nothing about the frying method or what KFC is trying to accomplish, and saying that their chicken is perfect is a testament to that. People used to think the chicken was best eaten alive. People used to think the fryers had to be preheated, and you could even taste the finished chicken to prove this theory. People used to think the blood of the chicken should be smeared on the forehead to become one with the ingredients. People used to believe in not serving the chicken that fell on the floor to the consumer. My point is that the art of preparing chicken for consumption isn't something that has been perfected, even the best chefs cannot predict the quality of taste for the batch.[url=https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=61185589]Just saying.[/url]
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2 RepliesPeople still eat at a KFC?
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Edited by Madman Mordo: 7/18/2013 10:08:18 PM
Started a new topic: People put too much faith in Zod.(10 Replies))
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1 Replyi do not eat KFC anymore as whatever they did recently made me so their food gives me the shits.
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*reads OP* *nods and giggles* *literally leaves for work which happens to be at KFC*
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4 Replies[quote]food engineer[/quote] You mean a chef?
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6 RepliesThis satire attempt has failed in my eyes. The other thread made sense, this, not so much. If he likes stating he's an engineer why should that bother you so? Sure—he's rude, but so are a lot of B.net members (:- )
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[quote]Before you make an idiotic remark saying I don't know what I'm talking about, I'll let you know that I'm an esteemed food engineer who is quite adept in all fields of food[/quote] Stopped there from laughing, 10/10 would read again.
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3 RepliesPopeyes' is better
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3 Replies*dry humps OP*
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4 RepliesWe've got this place here in Memphis called Gus's. It's bread ecstasy
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Okay, okay I liked it. It's not no 10/10 More like a 7/10.
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2 RepliesIn my town we only have Lee's Famous Recipe. I've eaten at aKFC only a handful of times.
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Praise KFC
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1 ReplyThat was the best parody in a while.
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1 ReplyI'm pretty jealous of you OP.
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Edited by DocSmurf: 7/18/2013 9:39:46 AMThis is guna be the new thing for the next few months. Find a stupid thread and make fun of it. I like it.
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Edited by U920628: 7/18/2013 9:25:37 AM10/10/10/10 Had to add the height and temporal parameters. (For Science)
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I know this a parody thread, but I haven't put hands on a KFC in years.
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I don't even need to read this. The title of this thread alone is a champion.
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All Hail the Colonel!
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10/10
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Pie is superior
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Edited by Loads A Nigdalf: 7/18/2013 3:21:19 AMYes. Popeyes is better
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If you people think that KFC is good then by the gods you better be hobo browsing the flood intermittently between fap sessions at an internet cafe.
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Looooool Well played Have a drumstick
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Popeyes is better anyway imho
