Issue: Child Slavery in Africa
Solution: Online Activism and Facebook Pages
Issue: Homosexuals being treated as second-class citizens with respect to marriage.
Solution: Change your Facebook profile picture to an equal sign for three days, maybe go to a rally once if you're actually gay.
Issue: Government is killing dozens upon dozens of people in blind drone strikes.
Solution: "Hey guys, that's not cool. Stop it. For real tho." *goes back to Reddit to upvote cats*
Issue: Government is caught spying on nearly each and every one of its 300,000,000 citizens on a regular basis for years.
Solution: "Hey -blam!- you guys that's mean." *goes back to Reddit to upvote cats while Jim from the NSA watches you upvote cats*
Issue: A controversial trial that really could've gone either way happens to have an outcome you happen to not like even though all you did was watch coverage of it for 15 minutes on CNN one time.
Solution: -blam!-ING RIOT -blam!- THE POLICE LET'S GET OUT THERE AND PROTEST -blam!- YEAH
Issue: You realize that rich people are rich.
Solution: -blam!-ING PROTEST -blam!- THE POLICE LET'S GET OUT THERE AND PROTEST -blam!- YEAH LETS START A MOVEMENT #WOODSTOCK2012 #WEARETHE99PERCENT #COLLECTINGUNEMPLOYMENTCHECKSINTHEMAILFROMAGOVERNMENTWHILEIMPROTESTINGSAIDGOVERNMENT
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Unfortunately, this is what the average American does...