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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
7/17/2013 12:11:24 AM
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One Pokemon or The Perfect Girl?
So, by some unknown means you are offered the choice between one Pokemon (anyone you want, but you can't use it to dominate the world or any of that) or a girl so perfect that all other girls might as well not exist and you'll only want to zum a zum zum in her boom boom.
Which would you choose? If you choose Pokemon, which one would it be? If it's the girl, describe her.
Discuss.
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Edited by fondue: 10/22/2014 12:07:51 AMJirachi, Wish for the perfect girl and a Pokemon. Checkmate. [spoiler]WHO BUMPED THIS[/spoiler]
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Edited by Kitty: 2/26/2015 2:12:02 AM[quote]zum a zum zum in her boom boom.[/quote] kek
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The third one should've been Yu Gi Oh cards XD
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A shiny male Ninetails. Curse people I hate, ride him for low fuel costs and lulz, toast s'mores, start barbecues... The list goes on. Eventually, I'd get my kitten to mate with him, try and get Vulpix's. Pokemon army FTW!
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1 ReplyPlot twist: take the female and treat her like a Pokemon
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Perfect girl, but Pokemon is tempting... But which Pokemon would I choose? Hmm...
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1 ReplyEdited by Gloominatti: 2/25/2015 4:13:39 PMDitto. [spoiler]It could become a girl ;][/spoiler]
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6+so assuming that the pokemon can evolve and the government wont take them away then i have to say i cant just pick one i need my full team ( and to all the young children here that is 6 pokemon) i would chose pokemon although more people want a girl the wont say why with people who picked pokemn they are telling people why they picked pokemon so i choose it because i have loved pokemon for as long as i can remember and hey i can *puts on shades* get all the biches
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Already have the perfect girl[spoiler]checkm8[/spoiler]
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*Looks at poll* *facepalm*
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Blaziken. I already get bitches as it is and having a badass pokémon will get me more bitches.
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Dragonite, because Dragonite is boss. Can [i]your[/i] girlfriend learn Draco Meteor?
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Edited by Broomstick 2-7: 2/25/2015 4:23:27 PMDouble post.
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Pokemon duh
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Mew or latias
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The fact that "Your aunt's pet iguana" isn't the most popular answer is hilarious. Go outside more you virgins.
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1 ReplyGod damn Turtwig or Chickorita.
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[quote]zum a zum zum in her boom boom[/quote] This sentence got me to pick girl.
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Sylveon maybe? Or Houndoom? I can't pick.
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Simple. I'm already talking with a girl, so use the Pokemon to my advantage.
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Use Pokemon to get perfect girl. Woman love Charizards.
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Feralagator
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-blam!-ing pokemon of course. I would use Clefairy to put any grill to sleep ;)
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I like pokemon.. BUT I like girls even more.
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1 ReplyPokémon can get you grills. Problem solved.
