So you've been cursed by the gods of the internet, for doing (think of something phaggot), a terrible misdeed worthy of punishment! Due to this curse, everything consumable from this point on will be either sweet, sour, or bitter!
So, which would you choose?
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Sour, after a while your taste buds would die and it wouldn't affect you anymore; plus then I could become a vegan and not even be affected by it.