So my day begins in the refrigerator, since I was bought just a few with 32 others. They were all my friends, but now %80 of us are gone. All drunken by a boy named Zeal, who comes to the refrigerator at least four times a day. So it's around 1:00 PM, and Zeal opens the refridgerator. You can tell he's just woken up, as his hair is all pointing to the left. He goes down to where we are stored, but before he can grab one of us his mom yells at him to have a water because we're poisonous or something, what a loser. It's now 4:00 PM, and Zeal just had Breakfast. He comes to the refrigerator and picks the can next to me up, the cans name is Sally. Now I only have boy cans around me and my carbonation has gone down a bit, which kind of sucks. He proceeds to drink her out in two minutes, and picks another one of us up and heads to his room. It's 6:00 PM, and Zeal goes upstairs for dinner. We start to devise an escape plan, but realize we don't have a form of travel and give up. It is now 6:30 PM, and Zeal quickly grabs one of us and heads to his room. 11:00 PM, it is the longest Zeal has gone without a Pepsi can all day and he finally opens up the fridge and grabs me, we head to his room. He sets me down on his desk and gets on a site known as Bungie.net, where he logs in on an account called TheZealEffect. I don't care, it's some gaming forum. I look around me, I see Pepsi cans all over his desk and stacking up next to his trash can. I look up at him, he's gorgeous. He picks me up and carefully pops the tab on my lid, where he proceeds to drain my life energy from my body. I die.