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Edited by TheZealEffect:
7/12/2013 8:37:56 PM
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A Day In The Life Of A Pepsi Can
So my day begins in the refrigerator, since I was bought just a few with 32 others. They were all my friends, but now %80 of us are gone. All drunken by a boy named Zeal, who comes to the refrigerator at least four times a day.
So it's around 1:00 PM, and Zeal opens the refridgerator. You can tell he's just woken up, as his hair is all pointing to the left. He goes down to where we are stored, but before he can grab one of us his mom yells at him to have a water because we're poisonous or something, what a loser.
It's now 4:00 PM, and Zeal just had Breakfast. He comes to the refrigerator and picks the can next to me up, the cans name is Sally. Now I only have boy cans around me and my carbonation has gone down a bit, which kind of sucks. He proceeds to drink her out in two minutes, and picks another one of us up and heads to his room.
It's 6:00 PM, and Zeal goes upstairs for dinner. We start to devise an escape plan, but realize we don't have a form of travel and give up.
It is now 6:30 PM, and Zeal quickly grabs one of us and heads to his room.
11:00 PM, it is the longest Zeal has gone without a Pepsi can all day and he finally opens up the fridge and grabs me, we head to his room. He sets me down on his desk and gets on a site known as Bungie.net, where he logs in on an account called TheZealEffect. I don't care, it's some gaming forum.
I look around me, I see Pepsi cans all over his desk and stacking up next to his trash can. I look up at him, he's gorgeous. He picks me up and carefully pops the tab on my lid, where he proceeds to drain my life energy from my body.
I die.
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have you considered writing novels. i wish for you to write me the day in the life of a pencil
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I think you should drink Squirt instead.
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2 RepliesHow can the pepsi can record the fact that it dies. That doesn't seem very logical considering it is no longer living at that point.
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While I do like Coke, I'm more of a Pepsi girl.
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1 Replylol, I liked this story. It got kind of abrupt towards the ending though. You should rewrite that part.
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7 RepliesCoke is better.
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You drink too much soda.
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2 RepliesWait, how many do you drink a day? You realise that one can alone is nearly 40% of your recommended sugar intake? I used to drink two cans of Coca Cola a day but I've started to drink Rio instead - it's so much nicer and has a third of the sugar.
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Not as good as the day in the life of a coke can.
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[quote]It's 6:00 PM, and Zeal goes upstairs for dinner.[/quote]6:00 PM? Dinner?? UPSTAIRS??!
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1 ReplyBeutiful except when he saw Zeal everyone knows Zeal looks like Shrek :P
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*applauds*
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You've had to much Pepsi little man.
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2 RepliesEdited by TheZealEffect: 7/13/2013 2:11:40 AMThis post has been edited because I love Jx493.
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like this if u cry ery time
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Lol, this is clever. 9/10
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Silly Pepsi can, you should have taken a page out of Odysseus' book (which would be "The Odyssey," haha) and jammed flaming logs into your captor's eyes.
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[quote]I die.[/quote] That ending is stronger and more emotional then the Walking dead Telltale game ending.
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liek dis if u cri errytime
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"Why couldn't I have been born Coke!?" Is what I imagine most of them say.
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Pepsi next is my shiz.
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Edited by Saleem: 7/12/2013 12:14:13 AM*Wipes tear* We hardly knew ye. Pepsi... Beverage.... ...[i]Friend[/i]...
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I cry every time.
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...what? Lol
