What would they say to each other?
My brain: "hey you down there, wake up"
My penis: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
I'm more curious to know what the vagina says.
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Brain: Soo... Dick: WAZ GOOD NIGYAH?! Brain: Oh god it's you again. Dick: Yeah mang! Brain: Black -blam!-ing sabbath... Brain: Hey, see that fine woman over there? She's on the computer Dick: Hehe... I bet she likes it rough... she look like she'd love to get -blam!-ed dry... Brain: God dammit dick Dick: C'mon man... walk over and buy her a drink! Brain: We're in a library Dick: THEN GET HER A BOOK ABOUT DRINKS! Brain: -blam!-in' hell Dick: c'mon go for it. Brain: I'm married god dammit! Dick: C'mon...c'mon... c'mon... Brain: Leaving *hangs up and dick*