What would they say to each other?
My brain: "hey you down there, wake up"
My penis: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
I'm more curious to know what the vagina says.
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"Hey." "Hey..." "So... about that-" "YOU CAN'T BLAME ME IF YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CONJURED THE IMAGE." "Okay sure... but [I]that[/I] image?" "YOU DON'T OWN ME" "YOU BET YOUR SCROT I DO YOU SQUIRRELY -blam!-" "I HAVE NO FATHER" "I HAVE NO SON"