I bench 300 on a daily basis, can run 100m in less than 7 seconds, I play football AND rugby. I have three girlfriends that all know about each other and are cool with it. I make $500,000 a year making my own video games that are played by everyone. I drive a Bently to work, a Lambo for fun, and my own jet for when I want to go to Vegas and be a high roller. I'll be neck deep in tail while you will worry if you have enough lotion to make it through the weekend. GET ON MY LEVEL, WORMS.
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I have plenty of lotion, thank you very much.