I bench 300 on a daily basis, can run 100m in less than 7 seconds, I play football AND rugby. I have three girlfriends that all know about each other and are cool with it. I make $500,000 a year making my own video games that are played by everyone. I drive a Bently to work, a Lambo for fun, and my own jet for when I want to go to Vegas and be a high roller. I'll be neck deep in tail while you will worry if you have enough lotion to make it through the weekend. GET ON MY LEVEL, WORMS.
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Pssh, I do all that but squared! And then squared again!
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Bitch 1v1 me in fight night and I'll show you hwoss boss
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>video games >alpha lol
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At least I'm not a Chimichanga. Yes, I totally went there.
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#lolpeoplewilltakethisseriously Does nobody look at the tags?
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Day-um.
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[quote]I bench 300 on a daily basis, can run 100m in less than 7 seconds, I play football AND rugby. I have three girlfriends that all know about each other and are cool with it. I make $500,000 a year making my own video games that are played by everyone. I drive a Bently to work, a Lambo for fun, and my own jet for when I want to go to Vegas and be a high roller. I'll be neck deep in tail while you will worry if you have enough lotion to make it through the weekend. GET ON MY LEVEL, WORMS.[/quote] Greetings, you are built like a twig, your virginity remains intact, and you earn minimum wage flipping burgers are everyone's favourite fast food chain. If I ever challenged you on a rugby field you would break in half. I'm sorry but this is truth, would you care to deny this?
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I love you, too.
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You gonna need a space shuttle to get on my level.
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Bro, I bench press like 9001 pounds. DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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plus if you died tomorrow, no one would care. have fun thinking about that...
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fight me irl do u even lift
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OP is beta.
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Bitch you aint driving a bentley on 500K a year.
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I have plenty of lotion, thank you very much.
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Yeah well I can drop toast butter side up.