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7/10/2013 4:09:52 AM
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I'm going to worship Satan.
He's not evil, he's just being portrayed as evil by the establishment.
He's the one who "tricked" us into eating the apple and freeing us from being the mindslaves to God.
He's killed less than a dozen people. God has killed off the entire planet at least once. He was even a dick and knew Lot's wife was going to look at the cluster-blam!-ing of Sodom and Gramorha, told her not to, and turned her into a pillar of salt anyways when she did.
I mean when you get right down to it: Satan is the good guy compared to God.
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Why don't you worship me? I haven't killed anyone.
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Why do we care?
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Edited by brandorobot: 7/10/2013 10:13:44 PM[i] [/i]
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You have every right to do so.
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1 ReplyI'm gone for a couple of months and this is what happens. Might as well as go back to 4chan.
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All of this is true. The devil, if he exists, can still eat my wang tho.
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1 ReplyTroll bait. Troll bait is obvious. Satan convinced Eve to eat the fruit which brought death into the world. Satan is directly responsible for every single death ever.
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1 Reply[i]Trust in me, Bnet! Trust in SoK! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word![/i]
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1 Replyso...LeVeyan or Modern Church Of? you follow the 9 laws? pro-cannibalism? also, slightly ironic: the SanFran hippy movement of the mid and late 1960s gave way to the satanic worship movement.
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9 RepliesAnother religion troll thread. Pathetic how people spend their time doing this. And on a website of a game developer at that.
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1 ReplyI worship Stan. He's the beaver equivalent of Satan. He's not as evil, but he is still quite rude. At least by beaver standards.
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That's what I said! [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=44434652]But with polar bears and far more words...[/url]
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1 ReplySo how is grade 7 going?
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So give me coffee and tv...
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God is the potter and we are the clay. If God makes us and brings us into the world he has the right to do whatever he wants with what he makes and is Just doing so.
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Edited by Fat Tony: 7/10/2013 10:22:19 AMSatan opened a pub with Elvis near my place. Nice blokes; they have 23 happy hours a day, easily regarded as a flaming hit with the locals.
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2 Replies[quote]Satan convinced Eve to eat the fruit which brought death into the world. Satan is directly responsible for every single death ever.[/quote]
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Apparently, according to Facebook I already do.
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4 RepliesWell of course he looks like the nice guy. That's the point. He's appealing. It's easy to be a worshipper of Satan. It's hard being Holy. Stay sinful plebs
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Obvious troll is obvious. No wonder Camnator said he always laughs at your foolishness.
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Will you become the Demon of the Fall?
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Worship what you'd like. Satan, God, Achronos. It's all the same. Religion doesn't matter, the person practicing it does.
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>Satan >To be sympathized with lel. I'm not even christian but I know that's bullcrap.
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4 RepliesHow could he be bad when he does nothing but punish bad people?
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I prefer worshipping death good sir
