You have been charged for a crime that you did not commit. You have spent the last week in jail and are now undergoing trial.
What do you do in this situation?
Remember, the more ridiculous, silly and absurd, the better.
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I would kill 3 of the guards and gain a UAV. Using this to track the locations of the guards, I stealth kill 2 more and call in a predator missile to blow up the wall of the prison. Amongst the resulting chaos I kill 2 more guards and call in a chopper to take me to safety.