So I was out biking yesterday trying out a new route for some exercise, when going by this park I saw a group of about 15 teenagers, high schoolers and maybe middle schoolers, didn't pay close attention to tell, they weren't being a pain then. On my way back though after I hit a dead end for my route, two of them were now doing 180s and such on push scooters. Yes, push scooters, the 10 year old and under, method of transportation.
So I had to bike past them, but didn't want to veer into the grass and have to navigate their group on both sides of the sidewalk, so I spoke in a loud enough to hear voice to the two dudes on the sidewalk "could you go to the right side" so I could pass on the left. They ignored me, so I awkwardly started to hang there for about 10 seconds before I was going to have to get off because I lost my speed, so I decided to just go by them anyways.
The first teen immediately starts shouting every insult and derogatory slur he can think of at me as I went by him because he wasn't paying attention, I had ear-buds in though so I only heard about half of what he yelled. I continue coasting by and as I'm about to go around the corner on my left, I put one hand back and give him the finger, just because.
The funny part is here, for the next 4-5 street blocks, this guy made it his life goal to try and keep up with me on his push scooter because he's obviously pissed at this point. I'm cruising along looking back as I turn each corner to see if he's still trying, and he is for those few blocks, and I make sure to turn around and wave at him for each one. Eventually though he gives up, and probably curses and yells into the air before going back to his friends and bragging about how he caught me and kicked my ass or something.
Moral of the story though, if a teenager is being an ass, who better to piss him off in return than another teen? You may mock and insult me if you like, but i found this whole thing hilarious. Discuss.
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I tried to blue shield your topic. A few more likes should do it.
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[quote]this guy made it his life goal to try and keep up with me on his push scooter[/quote] [quote]keep up [b]|[/b] push scooter[/quote] lol.
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Guys typically insult each other as a sign of friendship, but they don't really mean it. Girls typically compliment each other as a sign of friendship, but they don't really mean it.
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I am a junior and I feel like 95% of the kids at my school think their all that or gangsters its pretty sad.
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I will
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A teenager.
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Edited by A 3 Legged Goat: 8/11/2013 9:06:42 AMlol sounds like typical junior high behavior. I remember getting into so many stupid "fights" at that age because I felt like yelling every new word that I learned at random people/school mates. Lulz were had, asses were kicked, but unfortunately, lessons were not learned. I still get into stupid fights, except I can mute them now.
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Edited by Claire: 9/6/2013 3:19:14 AMMany better ways to piss off teenage guys. There are two things they hate to be called, gay or beta... So why not both? Call them "Beta male fags".
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Just yell "Hey Fags, move". That'll get their attention.
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You did it wrong. Should have opened with "MOVE MOTHER-blam!-ERS" And if they didn't, you hit them with your bike and start throwing fists.
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When life's being a dick, laugh at it....
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You should've turned around as soon as he gave up, go full ramming speed, and give that asshole a pimp slap at high speeds.
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Sounds like people. I don't even know why your point has anything to do with teens. This shit happens between adults in cars as well.
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Jimmy.
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Wow... Some people are assholes... Where I come from, they would most likely move over
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Edited by OliG: 7/10/2013 4:50:45 PMI was walking into my sixth form block yesterday, and this year 7 kid came up to me and said "i'm going to kill you" over and over. Hilariously enough I walked past him, and the head of sixth form was standing right behind this kid. Just sat round the corner and laughed my ass off. Quietly, of course :D
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[quote] probably curses and yells into the air before going back to his friends and bragging about how he caught me and kicked my ass or something. [/quote]I like how you came to the internet to tell us all the things a kid may have possibly said because you think he was kind of upset.
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We're they beaners or -blam!-? Either way I hate them, but I like black people and Mexicans :)
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That reminds me of something I heard yesterday. I was walking home and I over heard a primary school child (Meaning he's 11 at the most, looked about 9) talking about how he gave some kid shit and then told his dad to fuck off. What the hell humanity?
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I can just imagine this happening to me. Just biking normally with a kid trying really hard to keep up so they could attempt to hurt you.
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8/10, would read again
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I hate kids...I'm still a kid I guess but still hate them so much...
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I don't like kids.
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So you ran away? Nice story.
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I would have run the -blam!-er that was following me down with the car and see what he did about it. Then hit the breaks so it stops right in front of him.
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you sound like you're about 12.