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Edited by DarkSpyda04:
7/8/2013 7:41:25 PM
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Masterchief versus Aquaman: It is going down!
Masterchief is sitting on the beach eating a pineapple when he gets bored and boards a plane to Hawaii. Then after a week in Hawaii he gets bored and boards a plane to Connecticut. In Connecticut he takes a five mile hike by the shoreside. Then after a while he gets bored yet again and takes a plane back to where he started, [location classified]. Here while on a raft made of broken sandals and held together by duct tape while sipping a martini, he is shocked to discover that he left his wallet in the car. So paddling on his way back to the car, he is attacked by hunger and eats a hamburger. While he's eating a hamburger something happens out of the sudden that is not ordinary. The hamburger slips out of his hands and into the water; he curses at the thought. Then Aquaman appears and the two start fighting. Who will win?
EDIT: People are taking this thread seriously?
(Quick, everybody change your vote to masterchief!)
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1 ReplyEdited by kgj: 7/8/2013 7:37:11 PMAlright, so here's how I see it. Master Chief runs onto land and hijacks the UNSC Infinity. He flies off to The Ark. He asks Mendicant Bias where the other Composers and makes him think that he wants to destroy them all. He gives him their positions. Mendicant Bias then tells him where all the Composers are and he gathers them all one by one and creates a giant stack of them on the Moon. He fires all the Composers and vaporizes every being on Earth including Aquaman. Master Chief wins. Odds in favor of Chief are about 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999:1
