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7/6/2013 5:49:44 PM
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Britain at war, attacked from the sky
[quote] BRITAIN is in the grips of a new gull war — as petrified holidaymakers are blitzed by kamikaze birds determined to swipe their food.
Victims have been hospitalised, children left with cut lips and small dogs have even DIED following the attacks.
Scientist Peter Rock says: “The gulls in Cornwall are highly intelligent. They travel in gangs and adopt a sort of pincer movement.
“One feigns an attack so the target pulls their pasty out of the way while number-two gulls sneak in from behind and grab it.”
n the past week alone, multiple injuries have been reported, with six people attacked in just two minutes and children regularly reduced to tears as their ice creams are snatched.[/quote]
British seagulls are nasty buggers and they are huge, they are probably our most dangerous bird of prey since they prey on us for food.
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Sound the air raid sirens!
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BLITZKRIEG!
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Better dust off those Hurricanes.
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Is this how Resistance starts?
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1 ReplyI hate the bastard things. They make an almighty racket at the all hours, and god help you if you want to put your garbage bags out.. Within 10 mins, it's all over the road. Shoot them and chuck em on the BBQ, gannets.
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Are you kidding me?! These guys are EVERYWHERE! The end is nigh! [spoiler]Quick, grab the coat hangers![/spoiler]
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Edited by Dustin: 1/21/2014 5:16:48 PM[quote]children left with cut lips[/quote] [quote]children regularly reduced to tears as their ice creams are snatched.[/quote]lonepaul pls stay away from kids
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[quote][quote]children left with cut lips[/quote] [quote]children regularly reduced to tears as their ice creams are snatched.[/quote]lonepaul pls stay away from kids[/quote]You just can't leave them alone OP, you make me -blam!-ing sick.
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3 RepliesEdited by A Forum Cop: 1/22/2014 3:36:47 AMBritain and wars make me LOL. WW II was a total joke for you guys, after the rest of the allies went and did all the work you went in and took all the credit, and you call some birds a "war"? lol. Why don't you do what you did in WW II, call America and Russia , have them do all the work, and then claim that [i]you[/i] won the war?
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You know how to solve this problem? Guns. #'Murica.
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good the brits are scum, i would rather deal with seagulls over xbox live than you -blam!-s
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Lol, OP was on the Sun.
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So it's like the Black Birds that migrate down here in the thousands during the winter. Stop's me from feeding every stray cat outside I see for like 3 months.
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This is a bigger threat than the Luftwaffe
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7 RepliesJust wait, soon the birds will be spittin' acid and exploding when they hit the ground. You wanna know why that is? It's 'cause of global warming.
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1 ReplyLol, OP you made me think of this
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[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birds_(story)]It's coming true...[/url]
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Soon...
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Damn it, Birdman!
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6 RepliesI bet you wish you had guns to defend yourselves with? ; )
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[quote] children regularly reduced to tears as their ice creams are snatched.[/quote] That's too far, ice cream is off limits. Kill them, kill them all.
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This happened to my sister 12 years ago in New Jersy XD
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2 RepliesHas anyone seen that Hitchcock movie, the Birds?
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At least its not the Luftwaffe.
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aking anus ay malaki!
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Even worse than the emu wars? What do birds have against the anglo sphere?!
