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I lock the door...?
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"Hey check this out"
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I wouldn't be looking it up alone.
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Calmly close the tab/window, defaulting back to a previously placed, innocent looking site.
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Cue theme song.
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I don't look up many "naughty" things, actually, so that's likely to never happen.
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Lock the door?
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I'm too unlikable for someone to be coming into the room
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Look at them dead in the eye and finish!
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Close program and go to google and play it cool and ask how their days goin
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Well, as an adult, the first thing that I do is put my dick away.
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Keep looking. If I find it I start fapping, making sure to lock eyes with the person, should they be foolish enough to stay in the room while I am fapping, with them as I finish.