Far below your beds, further than your mind can hold, at the center of the Earth, there is a gigantic Squid. Imponderable, its limbs flex incrementally and invisible lines of force vibrate out to join the cosmic conversation. Its ageless voice reshapes reality through flickering wastelands beneath a twinned sickle moon. The Squid at the Center of the Earth never blinks; swimming through nirvana it sculpts infinity until the land of two moons calls itself home.
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Well... If you believe that, you shouldn't be going to any cabins in the woods, well you'd last pretty long cuz you're a stoner but ultimately you will probably -blam!- this entire world up.