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7/3/2013 7:22:03 PM
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Satan>God
I'll tell you hwat everytime I read the Bible I always root for this Lucifer fellow I mean his father basically stabbed him in the back and expected him to be okay with it, and all he's ever done to humans is given them a choice in life! And he's not a dickbag like God is throughout the Bible God tortures humans for what I'm guessing is S&G. While Satan just doesn't give a -blam!- about humans and only bringing God to justice for all that he's done.
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6 RepliesEdited by Lord Keksworth: 7/3/2013 7:38:43 PMYeah, but God killed sinners. Lucifer killed to be a dick. At least, in the New Testament. He's only mentioned like once in the Old Testament, and he wasn't an enemy of God.
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Jor El > Kal El = God Therfore, Jor El > God Take me on Satan. (As long as we're on a ship I'm installed in, and you don't mess with the controls.)
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1 ReplyI smell a troll.
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1 ReplyYour going to like Satan since we're cursed for hell anyway that's why you worship god to not go there and why Jesus died on the cross that's the story
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I chose not to name my imaginary friends "God" or "Satan", I thought Carl and Raul had nicer rings to em
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Plot Twist: God > Satan
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Oh so many Barnacles...
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3 RepliesSatan = God MASSIVE PLOT TWIST!!!
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2 RepliesPraise Satan!
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2 RepliesEdited by BerzerkCommando: 7/3/2013 9:13:10 PMThis is very true. God is a very big dick towards humans animals, plant life, fungus and whatever that did nothing to him. The only people Satan killed are the ones that God allowed him to kill.
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In most of the stories, (including the [i]Adam and Eve[/i] story) he tells humans the truth: if you eat this apple, you will surely know the difference between right and wrong. He obviously wants to propel humanity, but this distorted view of Satan in Religion is ridiculous. In many ways, he's just like Prometheus, from Greek Mythology. Giving fire to humanity. Even the goat-headed look the Christians enforced on Satan, is based off of Pan, another Greek god (of the wilderness, if I'm correct.) I am in know way saying it's Christians fault. Their counterpart, "Satanists" are just as much idiotic. They believe Satan tutored Darwin, without Darwin knowing he was Satan, in the ways of Evolution, and that anyone who preaches it is considered "Holy." Either way, I don't believe any of it. But in the same way I support Prometheus, I support Satan.
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Im...Muslim
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Either way they're both equally imaginary.
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God=/=Existing Satan=/=Existing
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ALL HAIL CTHULHU.
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2 RepliesGod>Satan Bite me.
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You might want to take off that fedora, -blam!-.
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1 ReplyIn the Old Testament he actually isn't as evil as people perceive him to be. Basically he tests humans. Hence the saying Devils Advocate.
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2 RepliesI've always wondered if Satan is the anti-hero in the bible. Maybe he's trying to beguile us because he knows God is the real evil one.
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Who's number two-million, four-hundred and seventy-six thousand, six-hundred and thirty-three?!
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7 RepliesIt be funny if people met the real satan and found out just how "supposedly charming" he is. God>Satan tis be a fact.
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2 Replies[i] [/i]
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2edgy4me
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2 RepliesObvious troll is obvious.
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4 RepliesSatan convinced Eve to eat the fruit of good and evil which brought death down on the world. You calculations are false
