I posted this over at the Bungie Day thread but figured it was worth joking about on its own.
Everyone remembers the April fools joke Pimps at Sea. Who wouldn't want some nautical pimp loot?
Destiny: Pimps at Sea, the campaign and loot DLC! Pirate style coats, Pimp inspired hats, the finest blinged out rifles and revolvers and swords, Explore the remnants of an ancient battle on the warm seas of Europa. Private exploration of sea caves, massive public swash buckling battle against the Fallen. Mer-Aliens? Diamond encrusted Pimping Ship, with your shanty singing fire teams!
What would you like to see in it?
Poll: Would you want this? How much would you pay?
Latest additions: Siren Sea Bitch gear. Purple velvet pimp hat for your Deluxe Space Pirate Mega Pimp Warlock.
Defend a coastal outpost against pirate pimp raids every April 1st or Bungie Day.
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What would it be DLC for? Beta access to Destiny for a week for anyone on B.net and allow you to buy DLC for the beta? I mean Dota2 did it but still... Then again that takes away from the point: pimps at sea is the point. I think we can all agree we want pimps at sea.