Sons of Bungie, of Reddit. My brothers. I see in your posts the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come, when the courage of moderators fails, when we forsake our fellow posters and break all bonds of Fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of trolls and shattered wi-fi when the age of the Flood comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we spam! By all that you hold dear in this good internet, I bid you, stand, men of the Internet!