Should I try and claim her as mine? Like throw a Pokeball?
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Do nothing. A specialized team equipped with some serious gear will arrive shortly to deal with the situation. Remain calm, do not panic, and everything will be fine.
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There is only one way! You have one chance! Use your ultra ball!
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Cut a hole in the box!
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This is the most dumbest thread I have ever seen
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[i]"Stop the presses!"[/i]
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Better use a master ball, they can be quite hard to catch.
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Slowly trap a box full of perfume and justin bieber crap and wait for her to go in it and TAADAH you caught a wild woman lvl1337
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Don't touch the keyboard till you have a chance to wipe off all the lotion
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Great next I bet they will want to drive cars or even vote
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Nice hash tags
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make sexy time?
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When in doubt, pinky out!
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Masterball go!
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Don't make any sudden movements....
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Give her car keys, she'll kill herself for you without getting blood on your hands.
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Stop her, before she breaks it
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Use paralyze or you'll just waste the poke ball! *Trainer Girl knocks the poke ball out of the air. You can't steal another Trainers Pokemon!!!!!!!!!
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Close your computer and lock your doors and nearby windows citizen. A team will be dispatched shortly to deal with the situation.
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Oh noes!! She'll break it!! Or try and make it pretty...
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No, OP get the master ball!
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Would this be more suited to OffTopic?