Say the stupid things you've heard other people say, things what make you laugh at them or cringe.
"If tree get enough energy can they grow legs and walk around" Girl to my biology teacher in high school
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#Offtopic
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Headlight fluid.
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Science teacher: "What's the imaginary line that runs around the middle of the Earth?" Random classmate: "The sun?"
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"They should figure out what in water hydrates you and find out how to extract it and put it in soda so soda doesn't dehydrate you."
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"I have health insurance through State Farm"
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[quote][b]Posted By:[/b] Zubb The Zombie Sentence supports their life is located in this location the word supports that there is a random word in there for no reason that does not connect with the sentence structure just trying to fix a simple spelling error. There: located there, their: its theirs, theyre: theyre going to the mall.[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=61029783&path=1t]linky[/url]
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"I will hack you!"
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Pretty much every post by Camnator.
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"Obama is a Kenyan Muslim."
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personality > looks
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You're not going to kill me
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That America was free.
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Teacher: What is the largest continent in the world? Imbecile: Russia!
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"Marathon was the worst game made by Bungie!" Some idiot graphics whore once told me on here...
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Edited by DarkestSeptagon: 7/4/2013 3:11:40 AMThe sun is yellow. Evolution is stupid, we didn't evolve from monkeys. Earth is 2013 years old.
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Edited by ChickenWireLord: 7/5/2013 10:17:35 PMThe sun is a star. We all know it's gods eye so he can watch over us.
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Pretty much any word that comes out of someone in a COD match.
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That Vegeta thought he could beat me in a fight.
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"I don't watch the Super Bowl" - People on B.net
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"I thought we fought Germany and Japan in WWII because they were communist"
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"Happy 2013th birthday America!" I haven't heard anyone say it, but it's all over Twitter.
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In one of my classes, the kids sitting around me were talking about the war in Afghanistan, so I decided to join in. This is what happened. Kid: why don't we just go bomb al-qaeda? Me: we are bombing them. Kid: no, I mean the country al-qaeda, that's where there from right? I started laughing like crazy and so did everyone else around me. I know it was rude to laugh, but still, he should pay attention to what's going on.
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"Africa is a country."
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That Yamcha was saying all these things about him being a badass and how he's going to defeat the Saiyans. That Yamcha thinks he can handle 300 times gravity because "What ever Vegeta can take I can take to." "300 times gravity can't be that tough. I'm sure I can handle it."
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In my sociology class the topic of the Lucy fossil came up. After talking for a bit a blonde girl raises her hand and asks if she is still alive... You tell me, does she look alive? Pic related
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"Halo needs to adapt and evolve"
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"Britain is better than the US"