I paint myself red and curl up in a ball and pretend I'm a tomato.
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Necro
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Sum times I like to paint myself orange lay in the grass and pretend I'm a karot
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Damn, I can't believe that this is from a year ago. Maybe I should edit it for the shitpostshenanigans tag to make sure I can always find it.
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>be Schruef >sees OP's avatar >oh man my thread got some hits! >see author >liek if u cri evry tiem
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Sometimes when I'm alone I like to cover my body in Basilian and crawl around my house pretending I'm a slug.
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I know no one will read this so when I alone I get into a pillowcase and pretend I'm toothpaste
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Sometimes I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce and sit in it and pretend to be a meatball.
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I pour water on the floor, cover myself in white clothing and pretend that i am a paper towel
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i pee in the toilet water so it makes noise
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Sing and dance
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Sometimes, when I'm alone, I do none of your business.
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When I'm alone, I actually go out of my room and get food...
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Edited by ZoltoydeZ77: 1/10/2015 5:31:26 PMSometimes when I'm alone I ressurect old things and pretend I'm a necromancer.
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I karaoke and use my blanket as a cape
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You need to mix it up a bit. Try pretending you're an apple instead.
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Sometimes when I am alone, I like to walk around my place naked... Scratch that, I am always naked in my apartment
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Sometimes when I'm alone, I paint my body brown, dye my afro green, and pretend I'm a tree.
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Sometimes when i'm alone i cover myself in lube and pretend i'm a slug.
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No way brah......[i]me too[/i]
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Trans Rights - 10/1/2024 1:08:55 AM
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You're such a fruit.
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Sometimes when I'm alone, I cut... [spoiler]myself a piece of cake! ^.^[/spoiler]
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Edited by Coin: 7/3/2014 5:40:07 AMSometimes when I'm alone, I fap. Scratch that. Any time I'm alone, I fap.
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Sometimes when i'm alone, I look at myself straight in the eyes and laugh while trying to to smile.
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Sometimes when I'm alone I guzzle down pain killers for my eyes.
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Sometimes when I'm alone I [b]f[/b]uck her right in the pussy