My brothers, I have encountered a large issue, I am unable to gain the nutrients from this type of human delicacy. I have attempted to use your so called silverware at first, but the liquid began to leak from my jaws whilst making an attempt to chew on the meaty chunks which was concealed within the "sludge" that filled the bowl. When around humans, I was told to use a straw, which was a greater insult towards my kind. Humans, how should I eat this damned meal? This is what I have left in the cupboard before I visit the store once more.