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discussion topic: Role play
Stranger: I am a horse
Stranger: A dead horse
You: I am a turtle
You: a skeleton turtle
Stranger: I have no opinion on your being a turtle because i am a dead horse.
You: I being a skeleton turtle naturally appreciate your neutralness
Stranger: I continue to do nothing about your appreciation due to the fact i am dead.
You: I continue to admire your steadfastness
Stranger: I am not pleased nor distraught by your admiration, and continue to be dead.
You: after doing a favor for my necromancer buddy he has agreed to bring you back to life, you are now a skelton horse
You: skeleton*
Stranger: I take a blurry look around my surroundings as I am not used to not being dead.
You: I wave to you my new undead friend
Stranger: I notice the wave but I am too preoccupied looking at the opened copy of People magazine. I learn that Kim Kardashian has reproduced. I loose the will to live.
Stranger: *lose
You: I show you scientific progress from the last thirty years, you are inspired
Stranger: Although I have been inspired, due to my years of being a dead horse I have contracted a serious case of social anxiety. I spend the rest of my years locked away in a 5th story apartment. I have three cats and an ant farm.
You: the energy required from me to help bring you back to life through my necromancer buddy has proven too much, I skeleton turtle, your one skeleton friend , am dead
Stranger: I shed a single skeleton horse tear ever year on the anniversary of your death.
You: I am unmoved by this annual solitary skeleton horse tear as I am dead
Stranger: This has been a beautiful story
Stranger: I am very moved
You: I am still unmoved as I am dead
Stranger: I burry you.
You: what the -blam!-? I've been dead for what could be multiple years, with you crying over my corpse each year and you are just now burying me?
You: uh, I mean, I'm dead and do not notice
Stranger: We all have to move on sometime.
Stranger: The dead horse spent a long time feeling guilty for causing the death of the turtle who brought him back to life
Stranger: But he realized after many years that these things happen
You: skeleton horse*
Stranger: So he moved on
Stranger: Oh right.
Stranger: The skeleton turtle would have wanted the skeleton horse (formally a dead horse) to move on with life and not waste the 2nd chance he was given.
Stranger: So the skeleton horse got out of the house and joined a yoga class.
You: and so, satisfied that skeleton horse had finally come into his own, skeleton turtle happily spent the rest of eternity nunchuck whipping the souls of the departed horse breeders who had maliciously killed skeleton horse when he broke his leg as a live horse
You: COWABUNGA
Stranger: The end.
You: the end
Stranger: This has been an eye opening experience.
Stranger: Thank you.
You: no, thank you
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This is how my conversations usually go: Stranger: M Me: Bond. *Stranger has disconnected*