Make up fake achievement or trophies objectives. They can be fake and crazy or something you'd actually want to see in the game. Whatever, it's up to you. Who can make up the best one?
Extra points for a clever or sarcastic title, go!
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"In less than 12 parsecs.." - Upgrade you ship to its maximum speed. "Life-Alert" - Kill 100 Fallen "Weight-Watchers" - Kill 100 Cabal "George Romero x Ridley Scott" - Kill 100 Hive "88 Mph" - Kill 100 Vex "117" - Found the memorial to one legend above all others.