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Alright everyone, welcome aboard the ImperialAdmiral Technologies Prototype A104C Interstellar Passenger Spacecraft.
Please, find a seat and relax, don't worry, our spacecraft are designed to be spacious and comforting, with wide, dual aisles, leather seats custom made in partnership with La-Z-Boy to be as comfortable as possible for up to 100 people (excluding crew) per craft.
The trip there is estimated to take 14 earth hours to get there, so we'll be serving meals periodically or you can simply use the on board vending machines whenever you feel is needed.
Every seat is equipped with the following items: A left seat pocket (which holds the emergency instruction pamphlet, a copy of Sky Mall: Interstellar and a menu) , a personal television for accessing movies and television episodes, a sturdy fold out tray in the right arm of the eat, a casket underneath the seat for your carry-on items and 2 fold out cup holders.
So, prepare yourself for you are the first civilians to the journey to Gliese 667C in history. As such, Welcome Aboard.
EDIT: The ship has begun it's launch, hold on tight!
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Are we there yet? Can I have more wine? There's a fat guy who keeps pushing his seat back and km uncomfortable. I'm glad shadows isn't here. These peanuts are too nutty. I want to smoke a cigarette. Why is it so stuffy in here? I think someone farted. I'm uncomfortable. Can you please turn down your music? I don't enjoy it too much. My seatbelt is too tight. Why are the windows so tiny? I have to pee again. This food is too dry. I wanna go home.