Make up fake achievement or trophies objectives. They can be fake and crazy or something you'd actually want to see in the game. Whatever, it's up to you. Who can make up the best one?
Extra points for a clever or sarcastic title, go!
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Too close to the sun -10 G How did you not see that! Sissy! 50 G Escaped a hive infected ship without killing anything. Keep it clean! 5 G Kill 10 birds. Be like Marty 10 G Participate in an event without killing anything Part human, part dancer 5 G Had a dance off.