We all know Vien. The man that plays pretend as a Sangheili, or, in other terms, an Elite from the Halo Series. As fun as pretending to be a scaly, four-mandibled creature may be, I'm here to crack down on this impostor, and prove how his Eliteness is impossible.
First off, he speaks with humans. This is severely frowned upon in Sangheili culture, even after the Great Schism occurred. Now assuming "Vien" somehow came from the future to know the knowledge he knows of Halo culture, he would still see us as inferior.
But, okay, let's say...Vien got past that barrier. Why is he even allowed to be on here? According to Sangheili society, all males are bred to be warriors. They do nothing that does not make them stronger. And he spends his hours...blogging and eating Nutella?
Another thing, Sangheili are quick to get angry, and highly intelligent. Do either of those sound like Vien?
Female Sangheili, in Sangheili culture, are also trained to be warriors, but are to always stay on the homestead, and not take a man's job. Is Vien a stoic sexist? I don't think so, he shows his passion all the time.
Oh, and when Sangheili have the "ee" at the end of their name, it most likely means that they are still with the Covenant. So, Vien...why do you profess human companionship, but secretly harbor a genocidal hatred?
Boom.
Also, I'd like an intellectual response to why you are an Elite, rather then just saying "NO"
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The guy has dozens if not hundreds of pictures of semi-nude Sangheili in denim jeans. That's all you really need to know about him.