[url=http://www.iamrogue.com/news/movie-news/item/9130-jurassic-park-4-story?.html]Are you kidding me?
[quote]JURASSIC PARK 4, set in present day Isla Nublar, is now an actual theme park, as originally intended by John Hammond in the first film. It garners 10 million visitors per year and is completely safe - until it's not. The park itself is described as very Sea World-esque and includes an area called the Isla Nublar Lagoon. That means underwater dino's for the first time. No indication of what kind, but there's concept art showing one of the aquatic dino's, as part of a show, jumping out of the lagoon and eating a strung up great white shark like it was a fish for a dolphin at sea world.
As part of a show, you ask? That's right, folks, this will feature "tamed" dino's. In fact, our source indicated that the usually menacing Velociraptors (which will finally be muzzled, along with the T-Rex - until they're not) will actually be used to help fight the threat, which begins in the form of a new dinosaur, not seen in any of the previous films (and not disclosed to us) shows to be much smarter than originally thought and is the main cause of havoc breaking out at the park.
So, to sum it all up, JURASSIC PARK 4 will take place back on Isla Nublar with a fully operational dinosaur theme park (I'm sure no expense was spared) that's both prosperous and safe, until a new dinosaur figures out a way to wreak havoc, causing the use of the now tamed Velociraptors (and T-Rex? Unclear) as a means to fighting the threat.[/quote][/url]
My all time favorite movie franchise has somehow degraded to this.
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That was the human/dino hybrid they were gonna use for Jurassic Park 4 until outrage among the interwebs forced a new script all together. I'm not messing with you good that shit. I mean the 2nd and 3rd ones were so horrible anyways that I have absolutely no high hopes for the 4th one. Which I will watch because it's Jurassic Park man.
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Who cares? Jurassic Park is garbage.
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There's no way this is real, this has to be fake.
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I actually want to hear this from either the producers or Spielberg himself rather than just one website. Sea creatures? Sure! Tamed dinosaurs? Uh, no. I want to hear from those that I said.
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Those crazy scientists will never learn..
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The books kind of killed the movies for me... and the books themselves would have been much better movies in my opinion. I'd still watch this though.
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Edited by ded: 6/22/2013 2:18:01 AMJeff Goldblum should be the only character in Jurassic Park 4.
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Looks like Isla Nubar[spoiler]is about to be Isla FUBAR.[/spoiler]
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Neat.
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So basically it's Godzilla
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It does sound kind of stupid, but at least they're trying something different, I guess. And the article also says that the guys at Universal are impressed so far, so I guess there's that too. Not many people will probably care at all, though. Since this is probably just a reboot for a quick money grab that's over 10 years late.
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I remember seeing possible concept characters for JP4. There was gonna be these freaky-ass half human half dinosaur creatures that would hunt down rogue dinos. [url=http://www.firstshowing.net/2012/human-dinosaur-hybrids-in-abandoned-jurassic-park-4-concept-art/]Found it.[/url]
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Edited by DELIVER ME MEMES: 6/21/2013 10:43:26 PMeh, not bad.. it could have been the original rejected [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro]retardo[/url]-world script where it was about half-dino special forces.
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Don't care. I watch JP to see dinosaurs, the plot is just a convenient way of delivering them to me.
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Already sounds helluva a lot better than 3. Oh noes, our son is lost on Isla Nublar! Dr grants u must come finds him eventhough you said you'd never come back! Loljk it's actually Isla Sorna.
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Edited by BADMAGIK: 6/21/2013 9:33:16 PMIt took this long for the franchise to be degraded for you? Bro, the franchise has been screwed up since the Lost World movie. Read the books and you'll never want to watch another Jurassic Park movie after the first one ever again.
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I don't care, that sounds awesome!
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Well, it sounds a whole lot better than 2 and 3 already.
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atleast it's not like there original play to have half human dinosaurs
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deh -blam!-