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Edited by FoMan123:
6/4/2014 5:34:25 PM
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Flood's nauhgty confession thread
I like giving oral more than I do receiving it.
So flood, share your naughty/weird confessions
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I want sex.
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2 RepliesI think Smiggles is sexy.
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I went on Nick JR w/out my parents permission.
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Edited by qy: 11/12/2013 6:07:32 AM[quote]I like giving oral more than I do receiving it. [/quote] Prove it.
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1 ReplyI don't know if you'll read all of this but I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old -blam!- with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
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1 ReplyBanged a girl on the hood of a parked car. It was a civic lol
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1 ReplyOnly liked one girl my whole life
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1 Replylonepaul sent me pictures of his penis.
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12 RepliesI cheated on my girlfriend last Thursday.
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16 RepliesI would eat a big booty.
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Edited by Captain Falcon: 11/11/2013 10:41:49 PMI want to tame Claire's strange.
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Edited by SeaMans Surprise: 11/12/2013 3:31:19 AMI got my former boss to suck my dick :) top that! She is married too.
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1 ReplyI can lick the tip of my dick
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I saw an attractive woman once
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Gaming:I'm not looking forward to destiny much.Many reasons why, though I'm not going to say it. Real life:Said something real bad at school (4th grade), wow did things go akward that time...
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I'd let Claire prove it
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Hmm, I mean there's plenty of things I could share, but none of them feel adequate, I'll need to think on this.
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I sometimes eat cookies when I'm not allowed >;D [spoiler]I am so naughty[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI fap to waifu masters posts
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Edited by Mr Mulberry: 11/11/2013 8:15:27 PMI go to mattress stores and tear the "Do Not Remove" tags off of all the mattresses.
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2 RepliesI hate rabbits. Whenever I see one, I think violent thoughts, and I have no idea why.
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I drink horrible drinks when I'm out of rum and vodka.
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My penis is only of average size. I have not actually slept with your mother.
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8 RepliesEdited by Ossku: 11/11/2013 12:19:08 PMHere goes. No shame. [spoiler][i]If i had a gf...i would submit to anything she wanted to do...[/i][/spoiler] [spoiler][i]Anything....[/i][/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I didnt bath yesterday.[/spoiler] Wait Im a zombie. I don't have to!
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3 RepliesI like to look at myself in a mirror. My 8 pack is starting to come through.
